Grandpa Shoes?

Here I am thinking I'm the coolest guy in the room and I finally sprung for some new shoes. I bough these at the Skechers Outlet and it has a memory foam pad inside so I feel happy. Proud of my purchase, I wanted to show them off to my 25 and 19 year old sons. It sort of went like this:

Christian the 25 year old: "Holy Crap Dad, where did you get the grandpa shoes?"

Sean the 19 year old: "Do they come with Velcro and a sweat suit to wear around the mall?"

They got me good, it looks like I've become "that" guy.